I thought I’d start Thursday off to a quick refresher of techniques and equipment for us Bigfooters in the field….here we go!
• Look for Bigfoot prints (to me that’s size 6 or a above)
• Bring casting supplies (so you can leave them in a car)
. Bring your cellphone (to take the worst pictures even though you have a 10x Max cell)
. -Bring a backpack (so you can stuff it with so much 💩 you tip over)
. Know your wildlife sounds ( so you don’t chase a raccoon halfway to Texas)
• Bring night vision (so if a bear does 💩 in the woods you won’t miss it, then you can answer that mystery for us)
. Look behind you, (because he’s tailing you, not the other way around)
. Bring a weapon (so you can accidentally shoot Fred in the toe out there because he drives you nuts, and blame it on Bigfoot!)
. And lastly, for today anyway, bring your sense of humor because there’s a 90% chance we won’t find him out there, and we need to remember to enjoy our time (because chances are high that we are very lost and won’t find the damn car)
I should mention that Fred is a fictional character. And most of these accounts actually happened to me. And maybe happened to some of you too (except shooting Fred, please don’t shoot Fred).
Have an awesome morning everyone, hope I made you smile!
If you have a ridiculous moment out there feel free to share…
Art by Shawn Langley at shawnlangley.com thanks for sharing with me!
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This one made me smile. You’re a funny guy!
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