“All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom in a pum pum, just shake ya rump”…
-Wreckz N Effect
Forget tarot cards—there’s a better game in town, rumpology, also known as buttology, the brainchild of the eccentric Jackie Stallone, yes, the mother of thee Sylvester Stallone. Jackie Stallone didn’t just give us Rocky; she gave us the art of reading rear ends.
So, what exactly is rumpology? Well, it’s the practice of analyzing the shape, lines, and crevices of a person’s posterior to learn their personality traits, future, and even health. Think of it like palm reading, but for your backside.
Jackie claimed that the left cheek represents the past, the right cheek the future, and the cleft (yes, the crack) is the line of your destiny. I couldn’t make this stuff up even if I wanted to.
Jackie Stallone, who was also an astrologer and wrestling promoter, believed that rumpology had roots in ancient civilizations like the Greeks and Romans. There is absolutely no evidence to support that theory. I’ve looked.
Jackie offered rumpology readings via photographs of people’s backsides, although sadly Jackie Stallone passed in 2002, just imagine the readings she could now via zoom!
But if you think her passing meant the end of rumpology you’d be wrong, it’s still being practiced today. The world renowned psychic (as she refers to herself) Sam Amos, offers rump readings for a fee. I’ll include her information below in case you’re feeling brave. But, if you do get a reading I hope you’ll let me know how it goes!
As a quick warning, don’t reveal that rump until you’re sure it’s really an experienced rumpologist, I don’t think I need to tell you all the things that could go wrong otherwise!
Have a terrific Tuesday everyone!
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Sasysquatchgirl 
Searching for rumpologists near me … … and dang it … it looks like there’s none nearby LOL
Thank for the chuckle on today’s post, K
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You’re welcome! Lol nearest one I could find was in the UK! 🤣
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